Don't worry be happy

My cholesterol reading is 6.4. I win.

Girls just want to have fun

Post season celebrations for being woodenspooners yet again (although there was a 100% improvement, 2 wins as oppose to 1... 2 goals from yours truly compared to zero last year, but I like to tweak those statistics to say that I had a 100% success rate with goals per game when playing in the striker position).

Other stats and figures

14 girls, 3 boys and a bus.
9 wineries.
1 chunder.
0 ghost sightings (despite what the psychic lady who ran the spirit tour of Maitland gaol insisted existed, as evident by the light orbs that showed up when you took photos with your digital camera...no it was not the flash reflecting off dust particles they were spirits!)
numerous wine, cheese and chocolate purchases.

First of many wineries

On your marks...get set...

Go

Belle takes some people out

Itchy grass

PTBC snap tournament

Hunter Valley Vineyards

Some of the soccer girls

Sandboarding at stockton beach

They should really work on getting some chairlifts

I'm a loser baby...so why don't you kill me.

So finally finished my soccer season, wooden spooners no surprise there.

Anyway I started playing indoor a couple of weeks ago for a friend's mixed team that's short on girls. We scored 4 goals today....and conceded like 30. I'm hoping there's no relationship....

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And Me!

I hate fudball

Don't you love it how Les pronounces the word.

Oh how much difference a week can make. Anyway not so joga bonito for me at the moment since we're back to our losing form. Apparently a touch with the the thigh or chest amounts to a hand ball. The richest moment in the game was when the ball accidentally hit the side of Mons head with her arms firmly against the side of her body, apparently this constituted a hand ball in the box for the ref to point to the spot. Darn you for being so fat you can't run to get a view of the action because you're huffing and puffing down at the other end of the field!!! Yes I'm angry, yes I'm bitter, yes I should probably reconsider taking up lawn bowling again as my sport of choice....

End of Financial year Party

The theme was K P M G, any theme starting with those letters. I was responsible for coming up with a theme for my group and again after my group's surprise win for grad night, I decided lack of taste and looking like a complete dick would be the way to go again.

So my group dressed up as Gene Simmonds gang. Sounded like a good idea until I saw everyone else prepare for their costumes a week into the party. Gorgeous satin dresses with corsets, suits with tails and top hats...my good idea did not sound so good anymore. But we came late to the party, made a grand entrance my partner David Drummond got waaaaayyy to into being Gene to the point that he requested "I was made for loving you baby"and resorting to stage diving where everyone kind of got out of the way...he's not the smallest fella.

The pencils were pretty cool and so were Playschool. Anyway all a pretty cool night.

The Kiss Army

Gnomes

Goths

No gary No!

Punks

Pencils

The beaconsfield miners

Playschool

Lucy and Anna

More playschool

Mexicans

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Gangstas 

Grease 

Poor pink panther 

Seeing double, I'm the star...lam's the stand in 

Chris the mexican 

My boss

I like big buttsss. 

Grabbing some ass 

Crazy boss

Banana's dancing

Oh deeeaaaaar.... 

Jee and I, the make up made me feel like I was botoxed...air guitaring it...I went crazy on the dance floor with my air guitar when the darkness came on..."I believe in a thing callled loooooooooooovvvvee" 

Me and Hils

Pirate Kev and Princess Elaine 

Kaz the gnome busting some dancemoves...i think he's copying my clock moves 

Linda and Hils 

Here I am with Rick the golfer. I went crazy with the clock on the dance floor, especially when we were dancing the time warp...out went my robot moves in came my clock arm moves.. 

I love football

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Right now i'm living and breathing football. I love playing it, I love watching it, I love supporting it.

We won 3-2 today! James our coach didn't do one of those speeches fitting for a Mighty Ducks movie like during half time in last weeks win, but considering the way we celebrated you would have thought we won the world cup...as oppose to being at the very bottom of the ladder in a position that even if we won all of the remaining games we would still be at the bottom. We beat the team in the no.2 spot...so go us!